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Author: femmefatal
Posts: 451 Sex: female
Posted: Thu 13th Dec, 2007
Join Date: Mon 26th Feb, 2007
Location: Kenya
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Subject: NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 4 UR 2008 DATING LIFE
No doubt many of you have already broken a raft of resolutions you made in the first hung-over hours of January.

I'm not going to bore you with tales of shattered pledges to give up smoking or drinking 2am tequila and banana sandwiches; instead I'd like to furnish you with a few new year's resolutions you might want to consider for your 2008 dating life ...



living life like a Spartan

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Replied by: femmefatal
Posts: 451 Sex: female
Posted: Thu 13th Dec, 2007
Join Date: Mon 26th Feb, 2007
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No more dating dudes or chics you "kind of" like:

It's not fair to both of you. If you're luke warm about him/her in what are supposed to be the first rampant-rutting months of the relationship, it's pretty likely it won't get better when s(he's) comfortable enough to drop a solid in front of you.


living life like a Spartan

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Posts: 451 Sex: female
Posted: Thu 13th Dec, 2007
Join Date: Mon 26th Feb, 2007
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No more dating gap-fillers:

When s(he) constantly has to fit you into his or her crowded schedule and never seems to have a spare Saturday night, it means just one thing ... s(he's) just not that into you. (dudes especially should feel me on this one).

Someone should write a book about it.


living life like a Spartan

Replied by: femmefatal
Posts: 451 Sex: female
Posted: Thu 13th Dec, 2007
Join Date: Mon 26th Feb, 2007
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No more dating men or women who make you cringe:

When you're scared to take a girl or to take a dude absolutely everywhere - pub, dinner, family,-dos - it's not going to last. She might be cute but if she pops racial or tribal epithets or believes Charles Darwin and the theory of evolution is a fringe concept espoused by liberals and lesbians, it's better you leave her to her own kind.


living life like a Spartan

Replied by: femmefatal
Posts: 451 Sex: female
Posted: Thu 13th Dec, 2007
Join Date: Mon 26th Feb, 2007
Location: Kenya
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No more dating girls who read nothing but fashion and gossip magazines:

If the extent of a woman's curiosity about the world is Nicole Richie's dieting habits or latest crimes against colour (on fashion police), you might struggle for conversation when your mutual zest for oral sex ceases to be the only thing you have in common.


living life like a Spartan

Replied by: femmefatal
Posts: 451 Sex: female
Posted: Thu 13th Dec, 2007
Join Date: Mon 26th Feb, 2007
Location: Kenya
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Be Proactive:

Don’t sit there and wait to be spotted or discovered. Work with whats on offer. When you find someone you like, get down to exposing your worthiness and gaining a favourable position in the dudes or dudettes eyes.

In other words be proactive, else remember time catches up with the hesitant. Ladies and gentlemen its pointless to sit around and wait for that elusive great guy or chic to propose. Nothing comes to those who wait.


living life like a Spartan

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Posts: 451 Sex: female
Posted: Thu 13th Dec, 2007
Join Date: Mon 26th Feb, 2007
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No more dating girls who complain about their weight:

How long does it take for a person to work it out? Don't eat so much crap and run every day.


living life like a Spartan

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Posts: 451 Sex: female
Posted: Thu 13th Dec, 2007
Join Date: Mon 26th Feb, 2007
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No more dating obsessive texters:

I'm sorry, if a grown man or woman has to have an argument with his or her thumb, you should keep walking.


living life like a Spartan

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Posts: 451 Sex: female
Posted: Thu 13th Dec, 2007
Join Date: Mon 26th Feb, 2007
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No more dating girls who still live at home:

I dare say this because you'll also be dating his or her family. If dad happens to be an overprotective plumber from the old country, you'll quickly get tired of arguing that curfews aren't necessary outside of communist Eastern Europe.


living life like a Spartan

Replied by: femmefatal
Posts: 451 Sex: female
Posted: Thu 13th Dec, 2007
Join Date: Mon 26th Feb, 2007
Location: Kenya
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No more listening to advice columnists:

For the life of me, what does Oyunga Pala or Njoki Kaigai know about your to be relationship? On the advice, it behooves you to learn what little the author can teach you.


I shit you not ladies and gentlemen, your perfect woman or man could be most of the things the columnists list as flawed, but to you s(he) is still the kindest, funniest, sexiest person you know. All the rules get thrown away when it's meant to be, so don't always take the advice as gospel truth.



living life like a Spartan

Replied by: femmefatal
Posts: 451 Sex: female
Posted: Thu 13th Dec, 2007
Join Date: Mon 26th Feb, 2007
Location: Kenya
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No more blind dates:

Well, am sure by now after the shocks and awes you have realised that "cute and interesting" mean something else all together.


But again there are those who have found their sinatras or romeos and some dudes their malkias. So they may be kissing blind dates goodbye.



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